Tootsie's Cabaret
150 NW 183rd St Miami, FL 33169

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dallas702
Sep 12, 2013, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Tuesday Afternoon

It has been a while since my last visit to Tootsie's and I wanted to see if anything had changed, but I only had a few hours to spare on a Wednesday afternoon. When I arrived about 3 PM, the parking lot was less than a quarter full and no one was in the large vestibule at the front doors, so I was not anticipating a great experience. But with free parking and no cover, it was not going to hurt to check it out.

I am glad it went in. A small crowd in Tootsie's is still a lot of people and there had to be at least 40 dancers in the building (although there were never more than about 15 actually on the main floor at any one time - this place is huge), I walked up into the reserved seating area just past the stage and a bouncer offered me a seat at an empty table and called a waitress over. No one asked for more money for sitting in this area. While waiting for my first, beer I watched the stage show (well described by others) and noted that blonds were almost as numerous as chicas and that there were very few dancers I would rate lower than a 7.

I had my beer for a few minutes when a (dyed, I think) redhead (an easy 8) asked me, "Is that lap taken?" Who am I to deny a hard working woman a place to sit? While this attractive, and surprisingly lightweight, young lady was fun to talk to and very "hands on," we really didn't find that "spark" and she moved on after about 10 minutes. Next up were two dark haired vixens who alternated between my lap and a chair they pulled up close. They also competed very aggressively (and playfully) for my attention. At one point both young ladies had dipped a hand behind my waistband and were attempting to determine my true measure. While they were being somewhat discrete, we were still out in the open club and the waitress did eventually suggest they "calm down" a bit. I eventually negotiated a very reasonable price for time in VIP with one of the ladies and avoided pissing either of them off by making them choose which one (since I found both very enticing).

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