Four dancers, five doormen and a...

Four dancers, five doormen and a dj/bartender. My advice to you is to just keep your money in your pocket and drive to a different town. According to the reviews on here, this is the best Springfield has to offer....and it isn't worth the $5 cover.

Stopped in, paid the cover with a $50, and got a five and 40 ones back...its all the door man had in the drawer. Sat down, was immediately accosted by "Mischief", told her I had never been there before and asked for the rules to the place. "Lap dances are $20, and you can touch my sides and maybe my boobs. If you touch the pasties, touch my crotch or try to stick a finger in my ass I will punch you in the face and have the guys kick your ass". Wow, what a sales pitch! She then just walked away...no further conversation. One other dancer came over later, sat down for 30 seconds before going to the stage. Nursed a single beer through each of the dancer's two song sets, and got the hell out.