This used to be one of...

This used to be one of my favorite stops while traveling. As a matter of fact, getting a nut in the middle of the afternoon was the only real reason to come through Des Moines on some of my travels. I stopped in on a Wednesday afternoon and found four dancers. One was an attractive latina with a big ghetto bootie, two were very pushy black girls, and one was a skinny white girl who appeared to be under the influence of recreational pharmaceuticals.

The two pushy black girls were overly aggressive in their approach I literally had just sat down and hadn't gotten a beer out of the sack, much less opened it, and one of them was at my table yammering away "you wanna have fun? you wanna take me in the back?". Uh, no.