I had just gotten back into...

I had just gotten back into town after returning from my reserve duty and after 2 weeks with nothing but smelly dudes I wanted to maybe get a quick lap dance. So after dropping off another Marine I pulled onto Independence and looked for the closest strip club - Crazy Horse. I had never been but it was a Wednesday and the parking lot didn't look too full. I walked in and the lights were pretty low and the place had maybe 4 other customers including 3 at the bar. There was one dancer on stage, mid20's latina who looked alright for a day shift. I went to the bar and got a budweiser for $2 so that was a great deal. About midway through the 1st song two others come out and start talking up the guys at the bar. The blonde looked like she was early 40's. She had at least D's and they looked great under her top. She had a few extra pounds but nothing too bad. Anyway she puts one hand on my shoulder and one on my knee and does the usual, "How are you doing..." etc then says she does 3 songs for 25 specials and I agree so she leads me to a corner way away from the DJ booth (I hadn't seen a bouncer the whole time so maybe the DJ pulls double duty?). The first song starts and so does she with a very good grind touching me a lot all over, she grabs my hands and puts them on her tits then she drops her top and wow! the breasts are real and fantastic! She turns around and puts them in my face telling me to suck on them (why not?) as she slides her hand along my thigh and grabs my junk. I'm pretty hard by this point so she slides her hand under my gym shorts - always a good call and starts pumpiing me as the 3rd song starts. The whole time telling me how nice I feel etc. I told her I was about to pop so she catches it in her top. I thanked her with a $30 tip and she said we could go somewhere else if I came back later. That's not my cup of tea so I waited for junior to soften up then left. To her credit she threw away her top on her way back stage. All in all a great bang for your buck kind of place with decent drink specials. The lot is out in the open though and there were a few homeless guys hanging around.