Strolled in about 11:00 pm. ...

Strolled in about 11:00 pm. Only a sparse number of patrons. About 15 dancers were wandering around, talking to each other, the people people in the club, or giving laps. Just about every girl in the place approached me. I wasn't really excited about most of them. This was a kind of off night but there were some big booty girls. A shorty about five feet named Michelle came up to me but I wasn't feeling her. A larger but not quite fat light skin girl with big tits and blondish hair came up to me. She was nice but I wasn't feeling her either at that moment. CAKES, a slender dark skin girl with a pretty face, came up to me and whispered all sorts of nasty sweet nothings in my ear. It was amusing but, in truth, my tooth started to hurt. I told her that and she said, "Why would you come in a strip club with a tooth ache?" I told her it wasn't aching when I walked in the door. I could have asked her why some girls who call themselves Cakes have very little back yard. I didn't say this but I was tempted. I've met other girls with this name who are skinnier than her. These girls either have a very different definition of Cakes or it's meant to be tongue-in-cheek. The last girl I met with this name was tall and slim but she actually had cakes. I don't know if they were real or not but she had them. I finally got a dance from Pheonix, a dark, curvy girl with big tits and a soft booty. Unfortunately her lap dance was boring. She stayed in one position and was more mechanical than an electric can opener. Looks can be deceiving. BUTTERFLY (not the one from this club) but the one from STARZ down the street, walked in wearing street clothes. We chatted for a moment. She was there with a friend who was selling some cosmetics, I think. Even in street clothes, she was the sexiest girl there that night.