Stopped by on a Friday about...

Stopped by on a Friday about 8pm. 1st thought when entering was typical up north hole in the wall bar. Only about 4 other customers when I got there. Very dark and allowed smoking. There were 4 dancers sitting around the bar. Each one had to be well over 35. Not the greatest on the eyes. Ordered a beer...it was like 5 bucks. Soon, a couple more girls came out of the back, and they were no spring chickens either. I thought to myself, is this a stripper reunion from 1995 or what. One of the girls came and talked with me, and I bought her a drink. She was very nice, spoke with a latin accent. But I don't come to a strip club for nice conversation, I come for eye candy and there definately was not any here. There were only 2 girls under 30, and I might be generous at that. Supposedely a lot of people from Chicago vacation around there and spend lots of money in this club.....but I don't see the charm. After 2 beers, the lack of eye candy and the abundance of smoke made me leave. Did not partake in any lap dances, but they were $25. Guys, I think this is the final pasture for these dancers....if this is your thing, godspeed to you.