I could only see 3 dancers...

I could only see 3 dancers there and that's being generous calling them that. Bartender and 2 patrons were by far and away the hottest chicks there. I was close behind them for hottest chick and I'm a dude. Not good. Large AA woman, at least I think she was a woman, could have been close to the worst looking stripper I've seen in a long time. Her voice sounded like a man, big saggy boobs, heavy in all the wrong places (big belly to go with the tits and not even a ghetto booty to match). She was just not good, should not even be getting naked in a room with no lights or windows or any other means of seeing her. Wow.

Blonde chick, I think it was Macy or Lacey or something like that, sort of had a gut, B-cups, but okay looking face and decent butt danced, then came around and collected $1's and asked for a dance. I said just, I just had to see what was up. Well, she was sweaty, bad dances, hardly any grind or anything, lots of knees and shins on my thighs which I don't like too much, and she wouldn't let me touch her tits. I tried and she pushed my hand away.....okay then. I just put my hands to my side and waited for it to be over. She had the nerve to ask for a 2nd dance too. Didn't even come close to finishing my beer. I'm sure I've had worse club visits before, but there weren't many. I chalk it up to a bad night, but I don't see myself going back.

Good luck to them. If they get the bartender to get naked, maybe they'll have something.