A buddy and I went here...

A buddy and I went here after a long day of business meetings. There are two clubs next to each other, a fully nude with soft drinks only and a topless with alcohol served. There were drunken shouts and hollers coming from the topless side, and the bouncers there recommended the nude side, so we went there. The club itself looked great, lots of red and black velvet. The urinals were shaped like red lips. Hilarious. The dancers were attractive, but most had aftermarket boobs. All shapes and sizes but still pretty. There was a semi-private lap dance area in the back, basically a long double row of loveseats facing each other with partitions. You could see across to the opposite seat, but the dancers always picked a booth with no neighbors. A bit of trouble started when one dancer, a very hot Asian girl, was just standing there at the pole during her second appearance that night. Her first dance was lackluster, but we tipped nicely anyway because she chatted with us a bit. The second time, however, she was not dancing, not teasing, basically just looking annoyed. We didn't immediately start making it rain, so one of her friends came down and started yelling at us for being "cheap assholes". Sorry, I paid enough at the door to look at people not dancing. Luckily she told the girl to back off because we already tipped. That was almost enough to make us leave, but the next two girls were gorgeous so we stuck around. The private dances were solid, nothing crazy but still fun. I would go back next time I'm in Hartford.