The wife and I recently visited...

The wife and I recently visited Chicago and decided to enjoy a night out with some naughty fun. Reviews on tuscl suggested that we’d get more mileage visiting a club outside the city limits, but transportation was problematic. As a result, we took a relatively short cab ride from downtown to the Admiral Theater.

I don’t know what the Admiral used to look like, but we were impressed. The outside was well lit and a doorman helped my wife out of the cab; another opened the door to the club. Cover for me was $25 but only $20 for women. We were given options of where to sit; a waitress promptly came to our table, explained that the club didn’t serve alcohol and told us there was a one drink minimum—so 6 bucks each for a diet coke and we’re on our way! A unique feature of this club—at least on the night we attended—is massage service at your table for just $10/song! We caught the attention of another floor man and told him we’d like massages. Lisa, a cute blonde, soon arrived at our table and we both enjoyed her talented touch—these were real massages folks! We asked if she knew any dancers who enjoyed couples; she sent her friend over, and we each enjoyed a $10/one song dance at our table. Not much contact, but still fun.

After another table dance, we chose to try out a private booth; price list was as follows: $75 for 3 songs; $150 for 6, and $225 for 30 minutes. A little steep, but we didn’t have to pay an additional fee to visit the private booths, nor did we have to pay extra as a couple. Did the private booth with three different dancers; mileage varied considerably between the three! Had the most fun with a cute young brunette named Anastasia—killer bod with a great set of all natural 34DDs! 30 minutes with her and we were so hot-to-trot that even a 15-minute cab ride back to our hotel didn’t cool us down!