Ever felt like an ATM? A...

Ever felt like an ATM? A human one? Centerfolds will do that to you.

The parade for tips is relentless, and Dog forbid if you go on a slow night. On a fast night - the average dancer will circulate the bar at least 3 times wiggling boobs to get a dollar. On a slow night - well, your $20 will last about 2 dancers.

Girls range from 7 to the occasional plastic 10. Mostly enhanced, lots of makeup and perfume. If you are married, carry Fabreze with you before considering a lap (which is done fully clothed.. but still can be fun - $20/per..)