Nite Moves Gentlemen's Club
677 New Loudon Rd Latham, NY 12110

Worse than bad. BRUTAL. Not one...

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TommyMoney
Aug 7, 2013, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Saturday After Midnight

Worse than bad. BRUTAL. Not one girl dancing on stage... just rudely street hustling for privates. I'm the type if I don't see a dancer do a provocative stage show, they have about a 1% chance of me buying any dances (and I love to get laps and allocate a good amount of $ for them). The girl has to be an absolute Stunner for me to buy a private without seeing her perform. Of the 3 girls I saw wandering around, none was above a 4. Oldish and worn out.

When I asked the bald doorman/cover taker "what was up?... where are the girls and why aren't they dancing?" he sheepishly told me they were just doing private dances right now and because of "the holidays" a lot of girls were gone. WTF? The Holidays???!!! This was the middle of July and the 4th was ~2 weeks prior. lol... ffs

Was charged $7 for a coke/pepsi whatever the fuk it was and sat for a bit hoping one girl out of boredom would jump up on stage; no such luck. (There was a group of 3 guys and another guy besides myself sitting there.) Lame as it gets. Out of MY boredom, after turning down a couple rude hustles I relented and got a couple floor lappers (gave both girls $5, menu on table says $2 minimum) and neither the girls' looks or their lap expertise was all that exciting. Ho hum

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