Day shift and night shift are...

Day shift and night shift are a totally different experience here. Day shift can be pretty good- guaranteed high mileage, very mellow scene and dancers/bartenders are not pushy at all, but usually only 1 or 2 7+ dancers out of the maybe 7 or 8 girls who are working. It can be a problem unless the club is pretty empty because if there are guys there, the more attractive dancers tend to be camping out with a regular.

For some reason, I keep expecting night shift to be a good experience just because there will be more (and generally younger) dancers on shift, but again and again it turns out to be a washout. On busy nights, especially busy weekend nights, the redneck and college dudes come out of the woodwork and the dancers tend to be sub-par, and they get away with it because the unsophisticated clientele has low expectations because of their limited experience.

This review is about a visit I had on a Saturday night about a month ago. Call it July 13 but it might have been a week later. I usually sit at the bar and order a drink, scope things out, and then pick up a few dances as the girls are either coming off stage or walking around and working the crowd. So same MO this time, and a couple of girls come by and say hi right away. They are pretty aggressive. Like really aggressive. Like taking your hand and putting your hand on her friend aggressive. The first two ask if I want to go back for a dance as an opener- no "hi, how are you?" or anything. The third one introduces herself and sits down, pays for her own drink (I KNOW!!!) and talks for a bit. She had a fantastic fake rack and kept trying to put her hand in my lap. Of course I will eventually learn that they are overinflated bolt-ons that are hard like underripe grapefruits and that she is actually a crazy russian ex-cop pretendo-shrink liar who is only pretending to be a stripper but that will be later. Maybe five minutes later.