Hadn't been to Bogarts for a...

Hadn't been to Bogarts for a couple of years - but I quickly remembered why I like it so much. It is not a gentleman's club - it is a straight-up titty bar. No valet parking, a pretty run down building, girls of all types (not just Barbies). The best way to go is a little drunk when you walk in - gets you ready to fully enjoy the sleaze pit you are entering. Order a drink, get a styrofoam cup with water for an "ashtray" and sit back and get ready for the dancers to "visit." First girl up, a blonde MILF type, leads with "I want to suck your cock." She repeats that offer a number of times while i'm there. Its fun to just hang out and enjoy all of the hands-on sales pitches from the girls, bull-shitting with the shot girl as she leans over with her tits hanging out (I think she might have been as fucked-up as I was). After a while a tall MILF dancing catches my eye. Not a 10 at all - but had that slutty/nasty look. Went up to tip her. She came right over after she finished, we had a smoke and explored each other some. Decided it was time to go upstairs. She was great .... hands everywhere, made out like teenagers. Quickly pulled my pants down and gave me a hand job/titty fuck. Lasted a while - but then nutted all over her chest. She just smiled and rubbed it in. After going back to the bar, hung out a little longer, got her number, and then hopped in a cab home. Can't beat Bogarts.