Having been a regular at Showgirls...

Having been a regular at Showgirls and the Sands for a number of years, I thought I would finally check out the Dancing Bare. I don't know when this place opened, but I've only noticed it in the past year.

The entrance is through a porno shop, which is funny because who actually buys porno mags any more? I paid $10 to get a coke and get in, and once in the strip club area I quickly met the one dancer who was working. To be fair, it was noon on a Thursday, but the aforementioned clubs will have at least 2 or 3 girls working at any given time. Warning sign!

The dancer was Caucasian, 5'10", meaty (not fat tho), with a platinum dyed blond bob-style haircut, and D's. She looked kind of Slavic, but had an American accent. She asked if I wanted a stage dance first or if I wanted to get back to the VIP right away. I thought I would check out the goods first, and I like curvy, tall, and big, so I went for the stage dance. She proceeded to do the least graceful "dance" I've ever seen: no real dancing, just robotic switching from position to position, clapping her high heels together, spreading her pussy, etc. The D's were revealed to be fake. The dance was free, and I got just about what I paid for.