TUSCL showed this club opening at...

TUSCL showed this club opening at noon. It actually opens at 5, which is why when I showed up at 5:15 there wasn't a single dancer. They didn't come on stage until about 7, so for an hour and a half I had a burger and fries that they served there (very good, and a deal at $3), and read my Kindle! Yes, I was in a strip club, reading a book. But it was either that or leave and not come back, so I stuck it out.

The place itself is beautiful - looks high a high end restaurant with stone, wood, and mood lighting. But a little lonely without a stage show! The few dancers came out at 7, and were of the usual variable quality. A cute one parked herself next to me and proceeded to chat with me for a couple of rounds of her being on stage. She said things pick up around 9. After some conversation I opted for a VIP dance with her. The $10 chair dances are no contact, but the $30 VIP ones are full one-way contact. They are given upstairs on couches around the perimeter of an enclosed balcony overlooking the stage. The set-up looked nice, until it was clear the the bouncer/stage manager/chaperone was a permanent fixture overlooking all the couches. The dance had a lot of grinding for all that (frankly, a little too rough for my taste) , but he was a real buzz-kill. I left after a few dances since I wasn't really enjoying the very clear, very constant watchful eye - it just kinda creeped me out.

I might consider returning, but it would be later in the evening and with a different dancer. And with perhaps more going on upstairs so "eagle-eye" can watch someone else!