Been driving by this place for...

Been driving by this place for quite some time. Decided at the last minute to try it. Biggest mistake I've made in years. After paying like $15 or $20 cover charge, I went inside. I was actually the ONLY person there (Monday evening about 9pm). Nobody dancing. Saw a couple of girls talking to each other at the bar. Finally, after about 20 minutes, a dancer came up on stage. About a '2' with tattoos in places there shouldn't be tattoos. Finally after another 15 or so minutes (why was I still there? I truly do not know....) a girl came over and asked about a private dance. I figured there must be some redeeming reason this club still existed, so it must be the private dances. Uh, nope. I got one dance. Barely more than an air dance. Paid her and left. BTW... the person at the door and the dancer apparently knew about 3 sentences in English. To say the least, I won't be going back.