Fantasy
1091 S La Cadena Dr Colton, CA 92324

My old-school road...

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SlickSpic
Jul 3, 2013, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Friday Afternoon

My old-school road dog J and I met up with an old sparring buddy that we ain't seen since '06. He was nearby, visiting some relatives and needed some relief. He called us up and we met him at Fantasy Topless. Funny thing about this spot, I've never taken the same route twice. Huh.

Anyways, Fantasy's actual building looks like it use to be a Denny's or some kinda diner back in the days. The door security are always cool to us. A couple of big Tongans and Brothas. It's cool to go places where the bouncers are personable.

We met our buddy at one of the two pool tables they have there. We each kept the drinking to a a couple of pitchers since it was only 3:00 and we still had a long night ahead. The beers won't break your wallet here. By the way, I ran the table on those two chumps.

They have a stage set up with seats up front on Pervert Row, followed by a second set of seats and tables, and a third set of couches where the dances are done. They also have a side-stage area with chairs and tables.

I don't remember any dancers that afternoon. They had a cute bartender and a waitress that was too fresh faced and clean to serve in a dive like this. Oh well, you never know. They say it's the quiet ones you gotta watch.

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