I went to the Admiral on...

I went to the Admiral on a Saturday night in April. I think cover was $25. After arriving I looked around for seating and found an open table a few rows away from the stage. The club has a map of the setup on its website, so I would recommend checking out the club’s website, but I’ll say I thought the club was relatively large, had a main section that faced the stage and then had some elevated side sections as well as maybe 10 or so VIP booths that are curtained off in the back corner area. After a few minutes of sitting at the table a server came by and asked if I wanted anything to drink. I think all drinks (they don’t serve alcohol there) were $6, so I just asked for a bottle of water. There’s a 2 drink minimum, so I figured I would just stick to something basic. I looked around and thought the club was pretty nice as it was my first time there. From what I could tell, most of the girls were hot and young so I thought it would be a pretty good night. At this point I had already spent approximately $30 just for sitting down and watching a few minutes of a stage dance. If you know you’re going to be in Chicago and want to check out the club, you can go on the club’s website, enter your email address, and then within about a week you will receive a voucher to get in without paying any cover.

After a couple of minutes, one of the dancers came over. She was short, maybe 100-115 lbs, and Middle Eastern looking. She had a really nice ass and her tits were very perky but on the smaller side – not a big deal. Being a bit nervous, I paid for a table dance in which she got completely naked for a song and did an air dance. She sat down on my lap to talk to me for a few minutes, asked if I wanted a private dance and I told her I just got there and wanted to meet a few of the girls first and asked her to stop back later.

She left and a minute or so later, another girl came over. She was African American and probably the least attractive that I saw there (she had a really good body but her face was not very attractive). She sat down on my lap just like the last girl and asked if I wanted to get a private dance. She told me that if she gave me a private dance that she would put her pussy close to my face. This seemed a bit desperate to me so it was a complete turnoff and I politely told her that I was just settling and wanted to meet a few of the other girls.

A couple minutes later a really hot blond dancer stopped by, sat on my lap to talk to me obviously. I think she had more of an eastern European accent and asked if I wanted a table dance. I went along with it, tipped her a few bucks then told her the same thing I told the last two when asked about getting a private dance. I didn’t get a great feeling from her so I passed on this and figured I would keep waiting.

I had the first dancer on my mind and figured I would get a dance from her when she came back. After 10 minutes or so, she was back and talking to me again. I figured I was going to go all out and asked her for the different rates of private dances. She told me $300 for an hour, $225 for half hour, and then I think it was $75 for 3 songs. I went with the hour (against her recommendation of a half hour). I paid her upfront and then she left the booth for a second (I’m guessing to pay the house). Then a server showed up with my second mandatory drink and one then one that I had to buy for the dancer. She was a pretty decent dancer and after a few minutes of just dancing and stripping, she spent most of her time grinding on me. It was pretty damn good for what it was. I gave her a tip when the hour was up and she walked me back to the main area.