Well, I read the reviews of...

Well, I read the reviews of this place and should have known better. I had about an hour before I needed to be at the Airport and yep, this one is the closest that I know of. It was about 2pm on a Monday June 10th, and there was 1 black bbw, 1 tall athletic black girl, and 1 skinny white chick that said she was new. I grabbed a drink from the bar and looked over at the three girls sitting down the way. They were real nice and shot me some smiles and glances, but I wanted to see some dancing. It took about 5 more minutes for the bbw to get on stage. She was actually a pretty good pole dancer. I showed my appreciation for her skills by peeling out some Washingtons, she did the splits and some ass clapping, but I was pretty disappointed at the lack of any nudity beyond a nip slip here and there. Black girls aren't really my thing, but I can appreciate a good dance. She smelled really good and had a nice smile. During her dance, the skinny white girl sat next to me and we chatted a little. She said she was new and I asked if she was going to dance and she didn't really say yes or no. She was either drunk or high, not certain. The athletic girl comes up to dance next and is very strong and had a tight body. I was enjoying her dance when I got a phone call that I needed to take. I took this as an sign that I should probably get the hell out of there. I did and didn't look back. With the name like Bare Assets, I expected a little bit more skin. I was in there for maybe 20 minutes. I didn't spend a lot and the two girls made an effort. It just wasn't clicking with me that day. I hope you have a better experience. I'm sure even the best clubs are not very exciting on a Monday afternoon.