Ok. This is not what you...

Ok. This is not what you expect of a Christie's. The place is swanky and posh, yes. But the fact that there are always a number of cop cars in the vicinity is unnerving. It's hard to miss on Pearl road and is right next to an adult boutique.

Inside is standard Christies a bit smaller. A cutie takes 7 to 10 bucks entry and lets you walk through double doors into the club. there is a smaller stage to the right which is used only if you ask the girls to do some pole tricks for you. There is a full bar further to the left. Then comes the big stage with a pole in the middle and seats all around it. At the far end is the chairs to the wall where most floor dances are given. There is an elevated area with some tables for private parties behind that. I guess the VIP rooms are in the basement, though I have never been there.

The girls are a shadow of what you find downtown. Few pretty ones and it so seems that most of the girls have regulars and favorites who they find after their turn on stage. I found a very pretty brunette and waited for her to be done with the table she was at and that never happened. The bouncers didn't help as they didn't know the name of the girl. Later settled for a cute girl who looked equally lost. She did say that she usually is at the downtown club and was asked to come over for that night. She had the same complaint that the guys had regulars and were sitting with them and she didn't make much. Went for another dance with a slightly older girl and that too was good.