Coming up on a year of...

Coming up on a year of visiting this club and, like Vegas, it has its seasons. Wasn't visiting it last summer so not sure if this is typical but thinking back to my fall visits, perhaps there is something to what I'm about to report. The summer crew seems quite interested in being your best friend, not just in the club. The crew will also be smaller in general, at least earlier in the weeks and some dancers will work every day they can during this time of the year, so they're smarter, willing to invest in getting to know you, and drinking with you. Over the past month I've dropped in, each night I had at least one dancer offer her phone number and encouraging me to contact them before my next visit. Had some fun texting and receiving some visuals as well. Lots of dancers this time of year are in Vegas for the summer. They're trying to make the most cash in 3-4 months. Things can get crazy in the back rooms with the right one. And the VIP rooms here tend to be less full compared to Rhino, so plenty of room and space to feel private.

Tips for non-regulars to Vegas: Act like a local or a regular. If they think you don't know the drill, they'll quote you $40/lap dance. Say you've been to some other clubs and drop some names just for the hell of it. They ask you where you're from not just for small talk. If you're from far away, they figure you don't know what the drill is. Second, yes, you can drop a load of cash here so be prepared. About half the dancers seem eager to share a drink and conversation with you, so take your time, buy the lady a drink. Third, read the reviews. I've provided a lot of details on prices for various dance options. Others have, too. Don't be surprised by the $200/30 min PLUS $70 of drinks in Vegas. It is what it is. Go elsewhere if you don't want to drop that amount of cash. Fourth, FREE LIMO SERVICE. Vegas PD cracks down regularly around the roads that lead to the strip club strip so it's not worth driving to the club only to try and drive back after several hours of drinking. I regularly see cars pulled over from my cab ride back to my hotel. Call them to schedule the ride if you don't want to wait (e.g., dinner plans at 8? Schedule them for 9:30 pick up). Last, keep a $20 or whatever your cab fare will be in one of your pockets, outside your wallet. Don't know how many times I've come back with an empty wallet, so lucky I had my spare cash.