I begin this review as a...

I begin this review as a disappointed customer. I popped into the Kingdom again yesterday, 6-7-13. I walked in and took a seat at the bar. Sunny, the bartender/manager was not bartending, but another very nice lady was. So, I ordered a drink. About a minute later, a lady by the name of Bella approached me at the bar. We conversed for a couple of minutes, she chiseled me out of a fairly expensive drink. Then, I asked her if she'd dance on stage. She agreed and hopped up onto the stage. She then "decorated" me with my money, danced a bit and then got 10 bucks out of me during her stage dance. After the song had ended, she got dressed and asked if I'd like to accompany her at a couch. Her solid performance convinced me to go along. She then led me to a couch where I received a lap dance. The actual lap dance wasn't bad, but she was super picky about how she wanted me to sit on the couch and a little snarky as well. Seriously, my arms and legs were spread so far apart that I actually felt uncomfortable in a sitting position, which was very distracting. I mean, my knees were farther apart from each other than my shoulders were from each other. After the song ended, she excused herself and took off for a couple of minutes. When she returned, she had told me that her hygiene was "super important to her". A few seconds after that she then had to notify me, in a really rude way, that she'd have to charge me if I wanted to engage in a bit of small talk on the couch. She then emphatically suggested that I get off of the couch and return to the bar after the "couch charge" bombed spectacularly. Normally, as has been the case with all of my other lap dances, the dancers engage in a little small talk at a table after a dance. I'm sure this is done to increase the odds that customers will purchase additional entertainment during their visit, but I find the small talk to be an enjoyable aspect of the overall experience. Bella was having none of that. I have to say, I don't think I've ever been quite so offended at the Kingdom before by any conscious employee than I was at that point by Bella. She didn't strike me as a whino or addict, but you could definitely tell that she was a shark of the worst kind. Not at all like the majority of the women I've encountered in my past visits, except for train wreck Vetta. Some were shark wannabes, but Bella was a straight shark and made no bones about "flashing her fin". To top it off, she gave me a homemade photo ad/business card afterward, similar to those that you'd find littering the ground on Freemont Street, which was sort of filthy and stained. As if I would EVER inquire about her services in the future. In summation, if you're looking for a very short lap dance from someone with a shitty attitude, then look no further than Bella. Not to sound holier than though, but if your goal as a dancer is to make money, then the last thing you ought to do is make your customers feel transparent. Bella, I hope your attitude and behavior were worth it because that's the last 25 dollars you'll ever receive from me. I was so disappointed that I left without enjoying the advertised free drink that I was due from my lap dance purchase. To anyone who is thinking of visiting the Kingdom, try Taylor aka "Ford" instead of Bella. She's a lot more attractive AND has a much nicer personality as well.