Cabin in the Woods
On a dreary Wednesday night, I found myself in north-central Wisconsin and wanted to have a good time. Texas Jay's was about 15 minutes away from a casino I had been after earlier in the evening, and I have never been, so I decided what the hell.
Sometimes people say a place is in the "middle of nowhere" but this place is truly out there. From the outside it looks like a two story cabin with a large billboard outside saying "Girls! Girls! Girls!"
It was about 8:30pm when I arrived and was greeted by about a dozen or so people. About six girls and six guys at the bar. I've found when I go to a club during off peak hours I am greeted with glares from the regulars who seem confused to see a face they don't recognize. I got a drink, there was a deal on Whiskey so I got a Whiskey Sour with Jameson. Decently priced with a fair amount of booze. The club is pretty small, one singular pole, a bar a across the room, and tables and chairs for about 25 people. In the back I noticed about three booths for lap dances that looked comfortable with black leather couches.
The girls for the most part were what you would except from a Northern WI bar. White girls, most between 25 and 30 I'd say, with a fair amount of tattoos and piercings. No one to skinny, nor that thicc, but none of them seemed that interested. There was one woman, CJ (I think), a big-titted MILF who gave me "fuck me" eyes, who said Hi to me as she walked by and said she'd be dancing in soon, but I didn't see her again. Another girl was a pretty hot red head in hot black lingerie, but her attention was solely with a regular at the bar.
No one was dancing, and I was considering leaving my drink and going else where, but then Zooey came on the stage. Early twentys, short blonde hair, perfect perky tits, and an astounding ass. I was the only one watching so I got alot of attention as she began to dance. When she finished I asked if we could go to the VIP room and off we went.
The VIP room cost $90 for 15 minutes, but I spent $125 by the end in the cost and the tip. She was worth every penny. It was a spacious room with a electric fire place, a large black leather sofa, and the music turned down. Very chill vibes. It was a totally nude dance and she was very capable. She spent about five minutes in the reverse cowgirl position and grinded on me, and every so often her had would go down and rub my crotch. I got great views of her pussy and ass, at the very end my nose actually bumping into her kitty given the close proximity. It was a great 15 minutes.
After we were finished I went back to the main area. No one was dancing and a few early twenty something drunk bros had entered. They were trying to get on the stage for some reason. I took that as my sign to leave.
Overall a great time thanks to Zoey. If you are in the area, and want to hit up a cheap club, it could be fun, but it could also be a dull evening.
