So I stopped by this club....

So I stopped by this club. I figured I would give it a shot. You enter through a xxx video store and pay the cashier $10. They then make you buy a soda.

The layout of this club is sooooooo ghetto.

Big folding tables. Now I wasn't concerned about the ambiance. I was there for one thing.

The first problem was I didn't find the 6 dancers particularly attractive. I was hard up and needed a couple of pops to relax. I negotiated with a white gal that had been around the block....A LOT. The VIP is unique. Couches from Costco and really really low mirrors. I will say, two songs and a Benjamin and you will see why Franklin went to France.

The next gal was a sista. Big ol booty. Talked a good game. When we got to VIP, she didn't want to follow through. No blow, no go babe. Next! Third one was a tall sista. She took care of business.