I recently started going here for...

I recently started going here for the day shift. I've gone three times in the past week. The lap dances are better than at any other club I've been to in Charlotte. Faint praise, you might say, but they really are good, both the $10 table dances and the $25 VIP room dances.

The problem is that there aren't many good looking strippers on some days. Last week Thursday and Friday were weak. This Tuesday, however, turned out to be pretty good. A pair of cute young half-sisters were dancing along with the best of the crop from last week. I got table dances with both of them, along with a couple of other girls. I also got my first VIP dances with one of my faves from last week. I don't usually go for $25 dances, but these were definitely worth it.

Days can be really slow at Crazy Horse. Often there's nobody dancing on stage, so there isn't much to entertain you while you're waiting for one of the more attractive dancers to shake loose. The upside is that with no cover charge and no waitresses pushing drinks, all you've got to lose is your time. And since it's so slow, there isn't a lot of staff monitoring the dances. In fact, there's basically just one guy who also DJs. I shouldn't have to explain what that means for you and your dancer. Discretion is key.