In 30 years visiting strip clubs,...

In 30 years visiting strip clubs, easily the worst I've been to.

First off, the location isn't great - way out North West of Fort Worth. The kind of town where you really don't want to be pulled over by the local Sheriff, unless you're family.

The club looked okay from the outside, and the inside wasn't too tatty, but after paying $20 to get in I found I was the only patron there. Now sometimes that's a good thing, but not in this case.