Tootsie's Cabaret
150 NW 183rd St Miami, FL 33169

Went to Tootsies on a Sunday...

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bluewolfe
Apr 29, 2013, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Sunday Afternoon

Went to Tootsies on a Sunday afternoon, please was slow, and since every review states how huge this place is I will skip it. For non members who may not see the entire review, hit the ATM before coming here, otherwise they will rape you with their stripper bucks, lol. I went upstairs, which doesn't have the "arena" feeling below, and much more comfortable seating, also on a Sunday the drinks are cheaper so I had a very low bar tab. I sat down, and within 30 seconds, was pounced on by a fair skinned Cuban who basically said hi, and grabbed my crotch - I knew this would be an interesting afternoon. After a good 20 minutes of lousy conversation, her English wasn't great, and she trying every trick in the book to get me in champagne room, I finally told her I wasn't interested. She was about a 5 and there was a couple of 8s I was eyeing. After some patience, I finally flagged a tall cuban with a very tight body and near perfect ass. She sat down and introduced herself as Harmony. After some conversation with her, she finally disclosed she was under the influence, after another 15 mins. I gave up trying to have a witty conversation with her, and I got a few dances from her. This is usually the place where the girls start with a mutual touching and get you to the point of no return, but she really didn't have the game that other dances have, regardless, after seeing her naked and having her sweaty body all over me, I was committed to seeing more. We went back to the couch and she quoted her rate for CR was $$$$, which is a bit steep given the circumstances, but she was probably one of the top girls there, so I finally gave in. The ATM wasn't working (interesting) so I had to do the "bucks" deal, where I really got screwed before getting screwed, as they charge 20% to pay them w/ cc/debit card and give the cash to the girl. Like I said, I was committed to some FS with the girl and we went back to the room. The activities in back weren't anything spectacular, CBJ, cowgirl, doggie, and unfortunately she wasn't as wild as she stated, really couldn't take ita ll from me, and I guess I'll say she had an off day. She actually cut the activities short and basically ran away after I was dressed - not even lingering for a tip, thankfully. Very hot girl, but unfortunately just not very skilled, I still had a great time and for those of you looking for extras at a club there isn't any place better than this.

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