My first visit to a Vegas...

My first visit to a Vegas club. Great place, but bring your bankroll. Gorgeous women everywhere and they are eager to dance for you. You have your option: $20 at the table or the VIP that ALL the girls push HARD for. Here's how the VIP works. Large room separated from the rest of the club by smoked-glass double doors and a doorman. You have three options: $100 for 3 songs; $200 for a half hour; or $400 for a whole hour. But, it doesn't stop there. There is a two-drink minimum (one for you, one for her) inside the VIP. That's another $27, plus waitress tip. Then, if you want one of the "premium" more private couches, it's another $20 to the doorman, who guides you to the couch of HIS choice. The timer starts when your butt hits the cushion, NOT when the dancing starts, so get her on your lap ASAP. And, you have to proclaim your preference when you enter, so you can't decide after 3 songs to go for the half hour. That's another visit. Most of the girls - about 150 of them, it seemed - are in the 7-9 range, with some of the 9's pushing 10 very hard. The ethnicity spectrum was well-represented. If you can't find one to your liking here, there's something very, very wrong with you. The $20 table dances are mostly a tease to get you to the VIP, but there is some minor mileage to be had. The girls circulate a lot. The night I was there in early May, I was not sitting alone for more than a couple of minutes at any time. Once in the VIP, from what I experienced and saw, mutual touching is the order of the day. How much mutual touching depends on what the dancer allows, and whether you dropped the doorman the $20. All in all, a favorable visit. No happy ending, but it was my choice. Be careful NOT to wear light-colored clothes, as there is a lot of body makeup. If you want anything other than $20 table dances, bring cash and lots of it.