Hyde Cabaret
3447 W Kennedy Blvd Tampa, FL 33609

The only way I could describe...

VIP Review
Avatar for Samella
Samella
Apr 24, 2013, 12:00 AM
Dancers
Club Quality
Value
Visited: Tuesday Evening

The only way I could describe this place was "ghetto fabulous", except without the "fabulous". The girls in here looked really rough and unbelievably ghetto. Luckily, I came in before 7pm so there was no cover (not sure what it would've been) and the only damage was the price of a $4 water. The black girls, which I'm not particularly into, actually looked much better than the white girls, who all looked like crackheads. The DJ played primarily rap music, which you could clearly see many of the patrons enjoying. I was not one of those patrons. On the plus side, the bartender girl was cute, kinda Gianna Michaels look to her, and seemed very friendly.

I saw three stage dancers and not one removed any article of clothing. I wasn't sure if it was because there were no tippers or if they were shy or after a while, if this was even a strip club.... so I left. Lastly, the urinals in the bathrooms could definitely benefit from even a little bit of accuracy--amber colored puddles all over the floor. Don't think I'll be back.

Full review available to VIP members

Unlock thousands of detailed, honest strip club reviews.

300K+ reviews • Trusted community since 1998