Pandora's Adult Cabaret
8914 Lake City Way NE Seattle, WA 98115

I had a little afternoon free...

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Apr 16, 2013, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Wednesday Afternoon

I had a little afternoon free time, so I went to Pandora's thinking my weekday regular Jessica would be there. Got in and sat. Same deal, $10 cover, $5 drink. There were a few customers in the joint, but not too many, but that's to be expected given the time of day. I will say that this spot has the easiest parking of any clubs in Seattle besides the old Rick's. Discreet, and out of the way. The first dancer on stage was a 4 or 5, depending on the angle. The next was a generous 2, and looked spaced out and disconnected the entire time, like a dog scratching at the front door after its master leaves. While I was waiting, I was approached by the only 7+ in the club, and had to turn her down. A nice dance (even a "nice" dance) wasn't what I was in the market for. Then I was approached by a skinny, older broad that reeked of cigarette smoke and bad perfume. She hit me up, I told her I was waiting, she said jessica wasn't there and that she and Jessica "often shared customers and was veeeeery sensual, if you catch my drift." She actually said, "if you catch my drift." Either way, I didn't want to catch her drift. No offense to her, but just not my cup of tea. So I stayed until she got on stage and then bounced. Will make sure that my regular girls are there before I go next time so I don't waste the $15.

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