Pandora's Adult Cabaret
8914 Lake City Way NE Seattle, WA 98115

Not sure why we include descriptions...

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joeshebadu
Apr 12, 2013, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Wednesday Afternoon

Not sure why we include descriptions of the tables, chairs etc. but it seems to be the norm...the place is a strip club. Tables, chairs, two stages, back area with high-back booths for laps. But we don't come for the decor. The girls are average to hot depending on the day. My schedule lends to late afternoon visits which usually doesn't have the most number of girls or the best looking. But what it lacks in looks it makes up for in mileage. I don't think it's a huge secret that Pandora's tends to leave patrons happier than the other nearby clubs. But I compare this club to the deja vu clubs like I do cars. The deja vu cars are the shiny new luxury cars. They look hot, are flashy and have fancy things like plush interiors and fine chrome. But Pandora's is like the tried and true old chevy you've had where you know you can relax. Heck you can even eat a burger and fries and not worry about making a mess on the seats. The Vu clubs might look really nice, but you can't get really dirty and it's a lot more hands off. Pandora is the car that you can put a lot of miles in, get a little dirty. And like any good car, if it gets you where you wanna go, who cares what it really looks like! Remember, though, even with dirty old cars, your mileage may vary and it's important to do your research...

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