Pirates Cove
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7417 NE Sandy Blvd Portland, OR 97213

Wish it was my neighborhood bar!...

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bsulf
Apr 11, 2013, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Tuesday Evening

Wish it was my neighborhood bar! Went in around 10:00 pm on a Tuesday to decompress after a 4.5 hour drive. Small club with a distinct dive bar character. Three girls on duty - wouldn't characterize any of them as models, but they each had a nice "actual girl next door" vibe. Personally, I'll take that over the overly made up silicon-packed strippers any day. Decent beer selection, with prompt service from a friendly bartender. If I lived in the neighborhood I'd be a regular, even without the naked girls. Dug the music selection too.

 

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