I arrived to the club around...

I arrived to the club around 12 noon, and the club has parking in the front and back. I parked in the front since it was fairly open, so I can't comment on how safe it would feel parking in the back on a dark night. There are multiple doors on the front of the building, so go to the one with the awning over it on the right side. When you walk in, there will be a window to your right where you have to pay your $5 cover (I'm not sure what the cover is at night), and then you're allowed in. As others have said, it's non-alcoholic, but the bar is to your left when you walk in, with the stage right in front of you. There is another smaller stage to your right, but it wasn't in use at the time. There's a pool table to the far left beyond the bar if you like to play. One significant thing to note that other reviews haven't mentioned is that this is a smoking bar. If you don't like that, this may not be the place for you. Personally, I love to have a cigar every once in a while, so I was happy about it.

This is the only place I've seen where you can tip the bartender $5 for a topless show. This is a really good thing, because she was the most beautiful person there for the first 30 minutes of my visit. I would have loved to have gotten a few dances with her. There were somewhere around 10 girls, which I was pleased with on an afternoon, and they were a typical bell-curve, mostly 5-7s, but one blonde stunner almost took my breath. I chatted with her about 2 minutes before I realized that she was probably the biggest airhead I’ve ever met, and she was stoned out of her mind. The girl would virtually nod off to sleep right after she said something. Unfortunately I found that to be a turn-off. Unfortunately bc she was the one I was most likely to get dances from (excluding the bartender). For stage dances, the girls do at least 2 songs per rotation, and you have to tip $5 for each song to get everything off. That’s right, if you tip your $5 for the first song, she puts the bottoms back on at the start of the second song until you tip again.

Overall, it’s the only full nude place in town, so I would definitely go back for a second time just to see how hit-or-miss it is.