When asking around about the best...

When asking around about the best strip clubs, Frenchy's kept coming up. So my girlfriend and I hopped into a cab and went. We ended up in a really sketchy alley; with two hard-faced gentlemen at the door.

They proceed (I assume, since I don't speak Spanish) to tell our cabbie that ladies are not allowed, and suggested Lips.

So off we go. The cover was a bit high $20, and the drinks were too high $8, and it was very small. There was only one stage, and the seating was limited. The lighting was way too dark, even for a strip club, and the worst part was the ever-present smoke machine that made it seem like we were inside a muffler.