I went there early on a...

I went there early on a Tuesday evening and paid the $3 cover. A beer was $3.50 as I recall. They had 5 girls working and they ranged from about 6 to 8 in the looks department. They danced for 3 songs each.

They took it all off and showed the goodies pretty well. I was offered a $25 lap dance - a little steep for the middle of nowhere. I took a pass. Don't go out of your way to get here, but if your heading up State Hwy 35, it's not a bad place to kill a few minutes.

I'm knocking off one point for lack of energy, another for being a dive, one more because the girls are mediocre, and one more for charging a cover in at 6:30 in the evening in hicksville. Still, this place is way better than the nearby Gin Mill and it's the only place anywhere near LaCrosse. I went to Gin Mill and 4 Mile in the same evening, but I think my favorite was a signless bar named George's (NOT as stripclub) in Bluff Siding where I stopped for directions but stayed for a beer so I could watch the bartender strutt around in her lowriders.