Lived in Binghamton for 7 years...

Lived in Binghamton for 7 years and visited Madam Oars and its sister club Tzers at least once a year. Attended several Bachelor parties (including my own). For the price in the area - you simply cant beat it. Due to goofy NY laws you cant mix fully nude with Alcohol so these clubs have teamed up to solve that issue. You pay one price and get your hand stamped and can bounce back and forth between the 2 clubs (they are less than 50 yds apart in a shopping center) all night long. It should be noted that the Thai restaurant in between is very good if you get hungry.

Tzers is the fully nude club which has a smaller single stage and hammers you on drink prices for water or energy drinks. There is probably 15 seats around a horseshoe main stage with miscellaneous tables and a couple booths further back. The club probably fits 50-75 people max. The girls are usually somewhere between a 5-8 on most nights. If you happen to get lucky during Binghamton University amateur night or something you might get an upgrade but for the most part you are looking at average broads. My take is the hotter girls are usually next door at Madam Oars where you can drink but will only see titties.

From a lap dance standpoint Tzers also falls into the average category. Mild touching while being viewed by a bouncer on your normal strip club couch is what you will find.