A group of us stopped by...

A group of us stopped by the Red Parrot around 8pm and thought we were going to have a good time. Turned out to be a boring waste of an hour. Got to RP and it looked like the place was busy - about 15 cars in the parking lot. Went inside and a dude at the counter charged us the cover - $5 - not bad. Went inside the club and BAM - empty! No customers but more importantly - NO dancers! No worries, we went to the bar and each of us ordered a beer. Asked the bartender where everyone was at and she said "it's still to early" although I'm not sure what that meant, we got a table and BS'd for about 30 minutes. Finally two girls appeared BUT they were going home. Asked another dude where are the girls were at and he laughed and said "it's Monday bro." Another 15 minutes goes by and I head to the front to ask where the dancers were at. By now it's almost 9pm and a different dude at the front said "it's shift change" - WTF? at 9pm??? Waited a few more minutes and than gave up. Totals: 1 hour, talked to 4 dudes, saw 2 girls who were leaving, and not one single dancer on stage or walking around! For a sign that says "Non-stop beautiful girls" - this club sucks. We went down the street to Dreams and had a great time.