I followed my GPS to the...

I followed my GPS to the address I got here and found myself outside what looked like a large luxury hotel with “Caberet Royal” across the somewhat grand entrance. I never did see any mention of a “Fare Club”, but I knew that is where I wanted to head, based on the stories of high mileage from the afternoon shift.

The girl on the front desk gave me several options for the cover charge, but I just went ahead and selected the most expensive ($30), which apparently gave me access to all four floors. In the end, I only saw the two floors of what I assume was the Fare Club.

I initially went straight upstairs in search of the action, but what was essentially a large balcony overlooking the main room was very dark and completely deserted. I went straight back down to the main floor and was immediately approach by a dancer. She was white and slim, perhaps a 6, but it soon became apparent that she was the most attractive girl present. The other three dancers were all carrying excess weight.