After a hectic business trip to...

After a hectic business trip to north-east (9 cities in 11 days and snow all over) - felt good to be back in Texas.

After paying a $6 cover waitress seated me. comfy sofa and view of two stages. Over 50 dancers ! Lots of customers. My rum n coke was $6.

A 40+ dancer petite approached me (aptly named Mary). Did some small talk. She sat in the sofa across. Comes along Penelope - a 21 year old hard-body beauty. She thanks and kisses me for tipping her at the stage. I grab her waist and she happily lands on my lap. Send the waitress to get the girls drinks and I excuse myself to the restroom.