I was at the tail end...

I was at the tail end of a business trip with some time to kill so I figured I would check out the local clubs. Given that Little Darlings was the closest nude club to where I was I figured I'd go for it. I had looked at the website and it said there was a free limo but they also had a free admission coupon. I was at a restaurant where a lot of work people were around so I decided to take a cab and use the coupon instead of having some party bus show up and have people see me get into it. That was a mistake. When I got to the club, the guy at the door told me since I took a cab, no coupon and charged me $33 to get in - $20 for the cover and $13 for 'drinks'. When I went to the bar and saw they had no alcohol, I asked for a bottle of water assuming it would be part of my $13 and the bartender told me no, they were $5 the $13 was just for the privilege to buy non alcoholic drinks.

Since I was already $30 in, I figured I'd stay and check out the talent. I had barely sat down when this larger, older girl started rubbing on me and asking if I wanted a dance. I said sure and we went to the back where she had me get on a bed. It was a weird spot for a dance, mainly because even though I was sitting as straight up as I could, I couldn't stretch my feet out completely against the wall so my knees seemed to get more of a dance than me. I'm just over 6 feet so this could be a bigger problem for guys taller than me. I went with $100 for 3 songs and while it was a decent dance with solid 2 way contact, it wasn't as fun as it could've been because of the uncomfortable position on the bed. After that I tipped the young girl on stage right as her set ended and she came right over and said a 2 for 1 was about to start. She took me to another one of the beds, same thing but this time I got 2 songs for $40 with the same uncomfortable position and solid 2 way touching. She told me she was 19 and had just started dancing and it showed but she had a girl next door look and vibe that more than made up for it. After that I didn't venture near the stage much but another younger girl came by, again couldn't have been more than 19 and 20 and started trying to talk me into a dance. She took me to another side of the club with more traditional couches for $150 for 15 minutes. By far the best dance in there, lots of 2 way contact and she did her job well. After that I decided I'd had enough of drinking water and walked the 10 minutes down the street to the Cheetahs to have a few beers before heading back to the hotel. All in all, past the crazy cover and the no alcohol, if you find one of the younger girls you'll have a great time at decent value.