La-La's Gentlemens Club
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17-19 Main St, Bound Brook, NJ 08805, USA*

Wow is the only thing i...

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joejack270
Feb 13, 2013, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Monday Evening

Wow is the only thing i can say about this place. I have driven by it numerous times and decided to check it out. Parking is on the street, A busy main street at that. You could park on a side street but thats a residential area. After walking in the place isnt to shabby. Decent decor and what looked like a disney laser light show on stage. The few guy that were there looked liked they had all just got of work and didn't wanna go home to their wives. One guy even had a glass of wine. Drink prices were reasonable. Most places have dancer quality bartenders, not here. The bartenders look like the possible owners. Both over 40 years old. Well maybe they were dancer snow that i think about it, because while i was there the girls i saw on stage were terrible. One was pudgy and stiff. Kinda moved like the girls in the Grand Theft Auto game, when you get to the strip club scene. Very rigid. The other was at least 50. No lie. I would bet my life savings that she had grandchildren somewhere. I will not be going back. High disappointed. The physical club seems like it had potential, but fall waaaay short.

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