Puss and Boots
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1514 E 26th St, Chattanooga, TN 37407, USA

Didn't feel like driving to H'ville...

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Littlegeorge
Feb 10, 2013, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Saturday After Midnight

Didn't feel like driving to H'ville so I decided to stop in here and see if there was any new blood, I have occasionally found a gem here but they never stay long. This place is a pit. It's $14 to get in and that is supposed to include a drink (Soda or water) which I did not receive, dances are $25 each, be careful though you may get a full length song or one that lasts 60 seconds. The dancers play their own music and if they decide they don't like the song and change it you'll get shorted on your dance. The place had about 10 customers and 6 dancers working. There were some other girls floating around in street clothes not sure if they worked there but they were in and out of the back. The Dancers, all but one were white. 3 of them should NOT have been there, 1 BIG black girl (she was friendly though) the other 2 were WAY past their primes, 2s at best IMHO. The other 3, one was older she had a killer bod but too many tats, a 5. That left 2 gems, 1 brunette, a 7 and 1 platinum blond, an 8. When I first got there I sat down and was pounced on by 2 of the nasty ones but shooed them away quickly. The dancer with all the tats was on stage and I guess the only 2 worth seeing were in the back. I decided to watch her set and leave but then I saw the little brunette walk by I changed my mind to stay through her dance set. Glad I did, the blond came out and asked if she could sit, she said she had only been there for 10 days and had worked in the ATL, but had to move back because of family. I could tell she had a killer body so after chatting for few we went to the VIP. Chattanooga laws are really lame so the dances were pretty tame. But, she did a good enough job for me to by a few. You could tell she knew what she was doing. On the other hand the little brunette was the prettiest, she had no boobs, but a really nice a$$. I chatted her up while the blond was on stage, she was a newbie and had only been dancing for a week. You could tell when she went on stage. So I declined her dance request. Just had too many bad dances from newbies. I did enjoy the dances from the blond. If they could get 4 or 5 like her and keep them. I would return here more than once every 6 months. A side note out of the 10 or so customers 7 of them were drunk or high and one fight broke out between a dad and his son, I could tell based on the yelling. The bouncer broke it up but he didn't toss them. I left a few minutes after that. I'm sure it will be another 6 months before I go back. Make the trip to ATL or Huntsville. Better clubs, better girls. 90% of the time, anyway. As always YMWV.

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