I visited the Detroit Penthouse Club...
I visited the Detroit Penthouse Club on a Tuesday early afternoon / evening. This time I successfully parked on the street and avoid the valet parking, so I guess YMMV. (I just don't like other people driving my car.) Extras were more prevalent, and offered more blatantly, than previous visits. The Michigan ban on smoking in bars was ignored at the upstairs bar; I think they even sell cigars there. Some dancers hang out there, too, perhaps to grab a smoke themselves, or because everyone going to the VIP rooms has to pass this area. This is bad, because when it's busy you have to go through smoke to find the girl you want. But it's good, because it's a tight fit, offering dancers the opportunity to 'accidentally' brush you with a protruding part of their anatomy.
The afternoon shift did not present much of a selection: no truly ugly girls, but no stunners, either. The best option was Jamie, a MILF with enhanced Ds, good legs, and a great smile which she uses often. Evening shift was much better, and unlike previous visits, the girls didn't immediately disappear after the initial parade. I didn't go for extras, but had two very satisfactory lap dances, full 2-way contact except the kitty, left satisfied, and will be back.
I was left with one question: Why do they all seem to have tattoos? I don't mean little unobtrusive butterflies on an ankle, I mean great sprawling graffiti-looking things all over legs, backs, and even breasts. (Wouldn't that hurt a lot, on such a soft area?) Don't they realize what those things will look like in 20 years, when their shape changes and their skin stretches? I guess I can see a girl wanting to add something to remedy a perceived deficiency (e.g. breast enhancement), but why would a pretty girl with nice soft skin and a beautiful body want herself scribbled on, permanently? What am I missing here?
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