Oh man. So ive heard...

Oh man. So ive heard about the Clermont lounge for a couple o years now and have been wanting to visit for a while. Anyway, hurricane isaac left me stranded in ATL after the new orleans airport shut down so to entertain me, a friend took me here. Actually, i begged my friend to take me here. It was everything i hoped and dreamed it would be. Literally the most unattractive group of women who i have ever seen professionally remove clothes, and as someone who has danced at over 30 clubs and been a pervert at many more, this says a lot. The night i was there, a metal band was performing a show in drag on the side stage. Fuckin awesome. Some older saggy lumps of lard were performing on the center stage behind the bar. If you are alooking for a sexy time and your tastes are anything within the realm of conventional, do not come here. but if you want some good bizarre entertainment, are not squeamish, or have secretly wished to bang your Gramma for years, this is the spot. Oh, there was also one hot girl (by comparison) who gave a very mediocre lapdance. Overall, a night well spent.