Elysium
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20771 Eight Mile Rd Detroit, MI 48219

I was back in Detroit for...

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rollwitme678
Feb 4, 2013, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Thursday Afternoon

I was back in Detroit for the holidays. My flight landed early and I had a few hours to kill so I thought that I would swing by PH and see if it was as good as the last time I was in town - May 2012. My expectations were exceeded once again. I was amazed how busy it was for a Thursday afternoon. I prefer to sit at the bar and I had to wait for a seat to open up. It appeared that most all of the tables were full as well. So the place must be doing quite well. I enjoyed watching several dancers parade around on stage. However, I really do not care for the part where the dancers last dance is on the bar. I about lost my beer several times as the dancers stepped/danced across the bar. Also it never appeared that the dancers really enjoyed dancing on the bar as their effort was typically bare minimum at best. The beers were reasonably priced for this type of establishment and the bar tenders were friendly and attentive. But that is not why you come to PH, now is it?

There was a very cute little blond that approached and offered to go upstairs to the private area. Tipped the bouncer and he showed us to very roomy section. The blond was absolutely gorgeous and probably only about 5'0' at most - perfect little spinner. After about three dances she asked if I was interested in any extras. Why of course! Anyway she claimed that she did not go full but was available for a BBJ. We negotiated price as she originally asked for $200. Got her to cut that in half and one song later I was a very happy customer. I looked at my watch and I still had an hour to kill, so I resumed my place at the bar thinking that I would drink another beer and hit the road. However, right before I was planning to leave another brown haired spinner hit the stage. She climbed the pole all of the way to the top and slid down, upside down, very slowly with amazing abdominal control. At that moment I knew that I was going to be late for my appointment. I tipped her on the mainstage and she said that she would be over when she finished her sets. She came over and did not mess around - up the stairs, another tip of the bouncer and I was back in the same room. She told me that all extras were on the menu so we negotiated FS. She proceeded to ride me CG and RCG - all protected of course. Fifteen minutes later I was out the door and on my way to my appointment only a few minutes behind schedule.

All in all, another great trip to PH. I will definitely return and I look forward to my next business trip to the Dirty D!

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