Tootsie's is the biggest strip club...

Tootsie's is the biggest strip club I've ever been to. It used to be a wholesale store and it got totally remodeled. There are two levels. The top is for VIP and private parties while the bottom is for the average Joe who doesn't want to spend too much. They have champagne rooms and party rooms. There are several stages and there are always women up there dancing on them.

You will find all types of women at Tootsie's. Black, White, Asian, Latin, curvaceous, flat, short, tall. Like most Miami strip clubs, the women here look abused: full of piercings and tattoos. Some of them look like little girls and others are very old-looking. A lot of women who work here are enhanced, and it's really noticeable in a bad way. I don't know about you but I hate to look at bad boob or butt jobs.

Another gripe I have with Tootsie's: I don't really like their music. It boggles my mind how they have the chicks dancing to country, rock, and techno music.