Elysium
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20771 Eight Mile Rd Detroit, MI 48219

Went in on a Thursday evening....

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soccernut
Feb 4, 2013, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Thursday Evening

Went in on a Thursday evening. Had been in town right before the Auto Show. Valet parking is a must, parking on the streets around there was very limited it appeared. The nice thing about the valet is that I didnt need to bring my coat in on a cold winter night and have it get the strip club smell. Walking in there is a register, but I didn't pay cover because a bouncer asked me if this was my first time here, and I replied 'yeah.' He showed me around the club, told me the rules, and got me a seat. I tipped him a buck, he seemed cool with it.

The stage rotation this night was two on the main runway stage, three on the raised stage, and one on the bar. The girls come down the stairs and rotate between the 6 spots. Overall the girls were not all that friendly or touchy walking around. Not a lot of smiles. Great bodies pretty much 7,8,9, all white, mix of natural and fake boobs.

Finally one fit woman with a nice natural rack sat down with me after no dancer appraoched me for nearly 15 minutes. Honestly cant remember her name, but she was a cute redhead with perky tits in some white lingerie. She talked about coming up here from Texas, which was a very good sign given my experiences in Texas clubs. I offered to buy her a drink and she shared that she never drank at the club, that she liked to keep her head on straight. She didnt trash other girls there like I have heard before. She joked about the club being called Penthouse, with the cheesy tagline, 'where the magazine comes to life.' She grabbed my hand and looked my dead in the eyes and told me this is a place where the magazine can come to life.

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