I'm just now reporting on my...

I'm just now reporting on my first visit to the Pony, on a Saturday night a few months ago. Here's the scoop: $15 cover on Saturday, $13 on other nights. No cover before 6 (or 7?) p.m. Private dances: 2 for $25 or 3 for $40 topless, 2 for $50 nude. VIP room costs $150 for 1/2 hour. Juice bar -- no alcohol served, though it's easy enough to go out to the parking lot, drink in your car, and then return to the club.

I arrived at 8 and was bored by a succession of skinny white girls with small tits until 9, when more dancers arrived and things picked up. I got two topless dances and then 1/2 hour nude VIP from London, who has truly enormous natural breasts and a very pleasant personality. One off note: during the topless dances I asked about touching and was told "You need to go VIP if you want to touch these". Then in VIP I learned that there was a $50 titty-touching surcharge added to the $150 VIP fee. WTF?

My usual club in Evansville is the Lucky Lady, where I can have a better time for *much* less money, i.e. less than $100 vs. well over $200. As a matter of fact, I ended the night there very happily after leaving the Pony.