So, my best friend, cousin, and...

So, my best friend, cousin, and myself ened up in this dive after midnight on a Saturday. Not much was going on, in the club or anywhere that night. There were a couple of stunners, like Maserati, and a fair amount of ladies past their prime. The club ain't bad but could use improvement. Kudos for the two pool tables. The drinks were cold and cheap. The waitresses were cute and cordial. As fat as dancers go, Maserati was the clean up hitter. Black and Italian, great sense of humor, great moves, and hella cool. She's the one.