Against my better judgement, I went...

Against my better judgement, I went to the Orchid for the first time ever. Please don't leave anything of value visible in your car. There were a bunch of stragglers walking through the parking lot.

The club is fairly small and smells like old unwashed ass! There were at least 6 dancers there, 4 Black girls and 2 Latinas. None ranked above a 5 in looks or body. This Latina came over and her breasts looked like Tetley tea bags, and she was the best looking one available. She reached for my crotch and tried her best to get me in the back. I passed, and ordered a beer. When the beer arrived, there were chunks of unknown origin on my glass! Needless to say, I had my fill of this nastiness, so I took off, never to return! I don't know how this club stays open!

My advice? Steer clear! Go to another club, any club, than deal with this pit!!